The idea that everyone should slavishly work so they do something inefficiently so they keep their job – that just doesn’t make any sense to me. That can’t be the right answer.

教我恋爱？先教教你自己，恋爱艺术属我第一，恋爱之神，如果有这么种东西，也得先向我学习。

吃饭不可不嚼便咽，走路不可不看便走，话不可不考虑便信口乱说，事不可不计划就贸然去做，衣服不能随便就脱，钱财不能随便据为已有，怒气不可不忍而任意发作，朋友不可不加选择地乱交。