People only tell lies when there is something they are terribly frightened of losing.
只有在非常害怕失去的一样东西的时候一个人才会说谎。《纯真博物馆》
"A story is the shortest distance between two people."
The true measure of success is how we impact the communities around us.
如果你不能嘲笑自己，你就错过了最好的笑话。
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
The most rewarding part of science is seeing your work help others.
当年岳云鹏要参加某节目时候听到曹云金也会参加，所以岳云鹏专门跑去问师父郭德纲说：如果遇到了那个师哥曹云金怎么办？