"Always be prepared for the unexpected."
"I wanted to write a book that was funny, but also made people think."
I understand that you're unhappy with the life that you've been given. But you know what? Eventually, we all have to accept reality. So, here it is. I am a person. You are not. I make the decisions. You do not.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.