"A good story should make you laugh, cry, and throw up."

Impropriety is the soul of wit.

The United States has foolishly given Pakistan more than 33 billion dollars in aid over the last 15 years, and they have given us nothing but lies & deceit, thinking of our leaders as fools. They give safe haven to the terrorists we hunt in Afghanistan, with little help. No more!

The future belongs to those who can adapt without losing sight of their core values.

译文：人生最大的祸事，都在转瞬之间不会忍耐，因此做事一定要慎重小心。赏析：为人处世，如果事事都要和别人争高低，矛盾和冲突在所难免，其后果对双方都不利。如果有一方懂得退让和忍耐，祸患自然就会消失。