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I'm the reason your dog can't bark.
I'm the reason your wife can't breathe.
I'm the reason your kids can't eat.
I'm the reason your country can't sleep.
I'm the reason your president can't lead.
I'm the reason your preacher can't preach.
I'm the reason your teacher can't teach.
I'm the reason your life is so messed.
I'm the reason your boyfriend's so stressed.
I'm the reason your daughter's so obsessed.
I'm the reason your mama's so depressed.
I'm the reason you like hip-hop.
I'm the kind of guy that'll make you wanna slap your grandmama.
I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.
The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success.
Never give up on your dreams, no matter how impossible they may seem.
The more honest you are, the more open, the less fear you will have.
You can't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.