钢琴上贴着一条告示：请不要枪杀钢琴师，他已经尽力了。
Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
使生命成为可能的唯一事情是永久且难以忍受的不确定性；不知道接下来会发生什么。
In agriculture, patience isn't just a virtue; it's a necessity.
Did you grow me as food, and that’s why I have no memory?
你无法管理你无法衡量的东西。