The only obsession everyone wants: 'love.' People think that in falling in love they make themselves whole? The Platonic union of souls? I think otherwise. I think you're whole before you begin. And the love fractures you. You're whole, and then you're cracked open.

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.

Don’t loan money to a friend unless you are ready to make it a gift.

"The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state."