争取在离世之前花光自己所有的钱。相比于给你的受益人，自己全部花光更有趣也更有意义。你填的最后一张支票应该是给殡仪馆，还应该拒付。
Aim to die broke. Give to your beneficiaries before you die； it’s more fun and useful. Spend it all. Your last check should go to the funeral home and it should bounce.
每一个伟大的数学理论最初都是异端邪说，最终却成了教条。
写作是一种乐观的行为。如果你觉得它不重要，你就不会费心去做。
The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am.
You have to be able to laugh at yourself, to not take yourself too seriously.