It is the greatest happiness of the greatest number that is the measure of right and wrong.

I don't know what's tighter, my jeans or my security.

文件就像定期保险：它令人满意，因为几乎没有人订阅它取决于它的利益。

文学是对抗狂热的最有效武器。

I'm the reason you're fed, I'm the reason you're led.

写作是唯一一个不赚钱也不会被人嘲笑的职业。