我不是那种会让对我比赛的爱减少的人。

事物的那一面存在着一种是与非，这一面同样也存在着另一种是与非。

The truth about the world is that anything is possible. Had you not seen it all from birth and thereby bled it of its strangeness it would appear to you for what it is. A hat trick in a medicine show. A fevered dream. A trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent. An itinerant carnival. A migratory tentshow whose ultimate destination after many a pitch in many a mudded field is unspeakable and calamitous beyond reckoning.

The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.

译文：高兴时说的话大多会丧失信用，愤怒时说的话大多会失大体。赏析：人在得意时容易忘形，说话无所不谈，此时说的话往往失真。人在极度愤怒时，思维混乱，言行大多不理智。所以，我们要防止在高兴时言多有失，防止愤怒时言多失态。