It's not worth it to know you're not worth it!
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything!
I didn't think I was ever going to get a sensible question.
Laughing is good for you if you don't kill yourself.
Eyes deceive and legs fail, but it's the stomach that gets you in trouble!
If you think about something at three o'clock in the morning and then again at noon the next day, you get different answers...
We all need someone to kiss away our tears.
But how can you do push-ups when your nose gets in the way?
Yesterday I was a dog..today I'm a dog...Tomorrow I'll probably Still be a dog...There's so little hope for advancement!
生活就像一辆十档变速自行车，我们有各种档位选择，很多人却忘了用。
少了我，世界还有什么乐趣。
我们每个人，都需要一个能给自己道别之吻的人。
预言家在自己的国家及家庭里总是不受尊重。
人生好比手镯……手镯上面镶着珠宝，就仿佛不时发生在我们生活里的闪光时刻……
人为什么想要只狗，我想是为了安全。当你知道这个世界上至少还有一个生物在爱着你，这会让你感到安全。
幸福是一只温暖的小狗。
我想我是不敢开心了，因为每次都会乐极生悲。
你是不是很烦躁，我的朋友？你是不是躺着也在担心？好了，不要担心，我在这里，我会在这里支持你的。一切都很正常，世界会变得和平的，饥荒会消失的，明天太阳依然会升起。